YOU SAID:
my donkey is eating me
INTO JAPANESE
私のろばの私を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat me in my ass
INTO JAPANESE
私のお尻は私を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat my ass
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のお尻を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat my ass
You've done this before, haven't you.