YOU SAID:
My farts smell like asphalt and old hot dog water.
INTO JAPANESE
私のオナラはアスファルトと古いホットドッグの水のようなにおいがします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My farts smell like asphalt and old hot dog water.
INTO JAPANESE
私のオナラはアスファルトと古いホットドッグの水のようなにおいがします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My farts smell like asphalt and old hot dog water.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.