YOU SAID:

My friend once asked me if I like ice cream or cake better and then I slapped because I like cake and ice cream equally and my mummy was eaten by a vampire because I felt like it

INTO JAPANESE

私の友人はかつて私にアイスクリームまたはケーキが好きかどうかを尋ねましたが、ケーキとアイスクリームが同じように好きで、私のミイラはそれが好きだから吸血鬼に食べられました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My friend once asked me if I liked ice cream or cake, but I liked cake and ice cream the same way and my mummy liked it and was eaten by a vampire

INTO JAPANESE

私の友人はかつて私はアイスクリームまたはケーキが好きかと尋ねましたが、私はケーキとアイスクリームが同じように好きで、私のミイラはそれが好きで吸血鬼に食べられました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My friend once asked me if I liked ice cream or cake, but I liked cake and ice cream the same way and my mummy liked it and was eaten by a vampire