YOU SAID:
my hand was a pig the whole time you fooool
INTO JAPANESE
私の手はあなたがばかげている間ずっと豚でした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My hand was a pig all the time you were ridiculous
INTO JAPANESE
私の手はあなたがばかげている間ずっと豚でした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My hand was a pig all the time you were ridiculous
That didn't even make that much sense in English.