YOU SAID:
My Johnson smells funky, could you please lick it off?
INTO JAPANESE
私のジョンソンは、ファンキーなにおいがする、あなたはそれを舐めてもらえますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My Johnson smells funky, will you lick it?
INTO JAPANESE
私のジョンソンは、ファンキーなにおいをします、あなたはそれを舐めるでしょうか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My Johnson smells funky, will you lick it?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.