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my man is having a baby because when i eat babies i thro up horse pig

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私は赤ちゃんを食べているときに馬の豚を吐くので、私の男は赤ちゃんを持っています

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My man has a baby because I spit horse pigs when eating a baby

INTO JAPANESE

赤ちゃんを食べるときに馬の豚を吐くので、私の男には赤ちゃんがいます

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My man has a baby because he vomits a horse pig when eating a baby

INTO JAPANESE

彼は赤ちゃんを食べるときに馬のブタを吐くので、私の男は赤ちゃんを持っています

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My man has a baby because he spits a horse pig when eating a baby

INTO JAPANESE

彼は赤ちゃんを食べるときに馬の豚を吐くので、私の男は赤ちゃんを持っています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My man has a baby because he spits a horse pig when eating a baby