YOU SAID:

My name is not jeff or john. The banana is flying through the moon and does not like to eat my nose, but I don't think anyone likes to eat my nose.

INTO JAPANESE

私の名前はジェフでもジョンでもありません。バナナは月を飛んでいて、私の鼻を食べるのは好きではありませんが、私の鼻を食べるのが好きな人はいないと思います.

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My name is neither Jeff nor John. Bananas fly over the moon and I don't like eating my nose, but I don't think anyone likes eating my nose.

INTO JAPANESE

私の名前はジェフでもジョンでもありません。バナナは月の上空を飛んでいて、私は自分の鼻を食べるのが好きではありませんが、私の鼻を食べるのが好きな人はいないと思います.

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My name is neither Jeff nor John. Bananas fly over the moon and I don't like eating my nose, but I don't think anyone likes eating my nose.