YOU SAID:
my name is poopypants.
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前は愚痴です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is petty.
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はささいなことです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is a little thing.
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はちょっとしたことです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is a bit of a thing.
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はちょっとしたことです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is a bit of a thing.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.