YOU SAID:

my pants have a problem with clowns

INTO JAPANESE

私のズボンのピエロに問題があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Clown in my pants has a problem.

INTO JAPANESE

私のズボンの男に問題があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

A man in my pants has a problem.

INTO JAPANESE

私のズボンの男に問題があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

A man in my pants has a problem.