YOU SAID:
my poor dog pooped in to my mouth
INTO JAPANESE
私のかわいそうな犬は私の口の中にうんち
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My poor dog is poo in my mouth
INTO JAPANESE
私のかわいそうな犬は私の口の中でうんちです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My poor dog is poo in my mouth
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
