YOU SAID:

my ribs are bruised from flipping a car like a dumbass

INTO JAPANESE

私の肋骨は馬鹿みたいに車をひっくり返して傷ついた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My ribs hurt from flipping a car like an idiot

INTO JAPANESE

バカみたいに車をひっくり返して肋骨が痛い

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My ribs hurt from flipping a car like an idiot