YOU SAID:
my sofa is wrinkly and old and bad just like you
INTO JAPANESE
私のソファーはあなたのようにしわくちゃで古くて悪い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My sofa is crumpled and old and bad like you
INTO JAPANESE
私のソファーはしわくちゃになり、あなたのように古くて悪い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My sofa is crumpled and old and bad like you
That's deep, man.
