YOU SAID:
My wife just violently stabbed me with a squirrel
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私の妻はちょうど激しくリスで私を刺した
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My wife was just violently stabbed me squirrel
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私の妻はちょうど私にリスを刺した激しく
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My wife has just stabbed my squirrel violently
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私の妻は、激しく私のリスを刺しただけ
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Only my wife violently stabbed my squirrel
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妻だけが激しく私のリスを刺した
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But his wife violently stabbed my squirrels
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彼の妻は、激しく私のリスを刺したが、
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But his wife violently stabbed my squirrel
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彼の妻は、激しく私のリスを刺したが、
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But his wife violently stabbed my squirrel
Come on, you can do better than that.