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YOU SAID:

My wife left me for a week old pastry

INTO JAPANESE

妻は私に1週間前のペストリーを残しました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My wife left me a week ago pastry

INTO JAPANESE

妻は去った　1週間前だ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My wife left me. A week ago.

INTO JAPANESE

妻は去った　1週間前だ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My wife left me. A week ago.

Equilibrium found!

That's deep, man.

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