YOU SAID:
Never fall face first on the road. Trust me, I've learned that the hard way.
INTO JAPANESE
道路上の顔をまず落ちることはありません。私を信頼するにハードな方法を学んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Not fall first on the road face. To trust that I learned the hard way.
INTO JAPANESE
道路面に最初に下らない。信頼私はハードな方法を学んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Not first fall to the road surface. Trust I have learned the hard way.
INTO JAPANESE
まず、道路の表面に落ちる。信頼私はハードな方法を学んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
First of all, falls on the surface of the road. Trust I have learned the hard way.
INTO JAPANESE
まず第一に、道路の表面に落ちる。信頼私はハードな方法を学んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
First off, falling on the surface of the road. Trust I have learned the hard way.
INTO JAPANESE
まず第一に、道路の表面に落ちる。信頼私はハードな方法を学んだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
First off, falling on the surface of the road. Trust I have learned the hard way.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.