YOU SAID:

never staple a dorito chip past midnight

INTO JAPANESE

真夜中過ぎにドリトチップをホチキス止めしない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Do not staple the Dorito chip after midnight

INTO JAPANESE

深夜以降にドリトチップをホチキス止めしないでください

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Do not staple the Dorito chip after midnight