YOU SAID:
Ninja twitch TV i ate pepperoni
INTO JAPANESE
忍者けいれんテレビペパロニ食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ninja cramps ate TV pepperoni
INTO JAPANESE
忍者のけいれんがテレビペパロニを食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ninja cramps ate TV pepperoni
That didn't even make that much sense in English.