YOU SAID:
no, i dont eat poo lmao mooooo
INTO JAPANESE
いや、うんちは食べないよぉおおおおおお
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, I'm not eating poop.
INTO JAPANESE
いやウンチは食べてない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, I didn't eat poop.
INTO JAPANESE
いやウンチは食べなかった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, I didn't eat poop.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.