Translated Labs

YOU SAID:

No, no, no... I can't die like this... Not when I'm so close... And not at the hands of a filthy bandit! I could have saved this planet! I could have actually restored order! And I wasn't supposed to die by the hands... of a CHILD KILLING PSYCHOPATH!!

INTO JAPANESE

いや、いや、いや…こんな風に死ぬわけにはいかない…こんなに近くにいるのに…しかも、汚らしい盗賊の手で死ぬなんて!この惑星を救えたはずなのに!秩序を取り戻すこともできたはずなのに!子供を殺すサイコパスの手で死ぬはずじゃなかったのに!!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

No, no, no... I couldn't die like this... so close... and at the hands of some filthy bandit! I could have saved the planet! I could have restored order! Not at the hands of a child-killing psychopath!!

INTO JAPANESE

いや、いや、いや…こんな風に死ぬわけにはいかない…あんなに危うく…しかも汚らしい盗賊の手で!地球を救えたはずなのに!秩序を取り戻せたはずなのに!子供殺しのサイコパスの手で死ぬわけにはいかない!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

No, no, no... I can't die like this... so close... and at the hands of filthy bandits! I could have saved the Earth! I could have restored order! I can't die at the hands of a child-killing psychopath!

INTO JAPANESE

いや、いや、いや…こんな風に死ぬわけにはいかない…こんなに間近で…しかも汚い盗賊の手で!地球を救えたはずなのに!秩序を取り戻せたはずなのに!子供を殺すサイコパスの手で死ぬわけにはいかない!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

No, no, no... I can't die like this... so close... and at the hands of filthy bandits! I could have saved the Earth! I could have restored order! I can't die at the hands of a child-killing psychopath!

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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