YOU SAID:

No one cares what my definition of "is" is.

INTO JAPANESE

誰も私の「もの」の定義が気にすることはありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

No one cares about the definition of "things" of mine.

INTO JAPANESE

私の「もの」の定義については誰も気にしない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

No one cares about the definition of "things" of mine.