YOU SAID:
No one’s slick as Gaston, no one’s quick as Gaston, no one’s neck’s as incredibly thick as Gaston’s!
INTO JAPANESE
誰もガストンのように滑らかではなく、誰もガストンのように素早く、誰も首をガストンのように信じられないくらい太っている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Nobody is as smooth as Gaston, everyone is as fast as Gaston, everyone is unbelievably fat like a Gaston's neck!
INTO JAPANESE
誰もガストンのように滑らかではない、誰もがガストンほど速く、誰もガストンの首のように信じられないほど太っている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Nobody is as smooth as Gaston, everyone is as fast as Gaston, everyone is incredibly fat like Gaston's neck!
INTO JAPANESE
誰もガストンほど滑らかではない、誰もがガストンほど速く、誰もガストンの首のように信じられないほど太っている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Nobody is as smooth as Gaston, everyone is as fast as Gaston, everyone is incredibly fat like Gaston's neck!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.