YOU SAID:
Nobody came to my funeral. How do I know that? I hosted it.
INTO JAPANESE
誰も私の葬儀に来ませんでした。それをどうやって知るのですか?私はそれを主催した。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Nobody came to my funeral. How do you know it? I sponsored it.
INTO JAPANESE
誰も私の葬儀に来ませんでした。どのようにそれを知っていますか?私はそれを後援した。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Nobody came to my funeral. How do you know it? I sponsored it.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.