YOU SAID:

nothing goes between my cheeks.

INTO JAPANESE

何もは私の頬の間行きません。

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Anything does not go between my cheeks.

INTO JAPANESE

私の頬の間何も行っていません。

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Anything not done between my cheeks.

INTO JAPANESE

何か私の頬の間行われていません。

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Something not done between my cheeks.

INTO JAPANESE

何か私の頬の間行われていません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Something not done between my cheeks.