YOU SAID:
Oh boy! Can't wait to go to the church of Homophobic Big Hair!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ！同性愛大きな髪教会に行くを待つことができない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh! Homosexual big hair Can not wait to go to church!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ！同性愛者の大きな髪教会に行くのを待つことができない！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh! I can not wait to go to a big hair gay church!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ！私は大きな髪のゲイの教会に行くのを待つことができない！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh! I can not wait to go to the big hair gay church!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ！私は大きな髪のゲイの教会に行くのを待つことができない！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh! I can not wait to go to the big hair gay church!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
