YOU SAID:

Oh dear God we're all gonna die cause mars is blue

INTO JAPANESE

火星が青いから死ぬんだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Mars is blue. You're gonna die.

INTO JAPANESE

火星は青いお前は死ぬ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Mars is blue. You're dead.

INTO JAPANESE

火星は青だお前は死んだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Mars is blue. You're dead.