YOU SAID:
oh dear, I've defecated in my pantaloons
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私はパンタロンで排便しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
oh i defecated in pantaloons
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私はパンタロンで排便しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
oh i defecated in pantaloons
That didn't even make that much sense in English.