YOU SAID:

Oh dear it seems I've spotted a c u n t!

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、親愛なるそれは私がc u n tを見つけたようだ!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, dear it seems I found c u n t!

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、親愛なるそれは私がc u n tを見つけたようです!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, dear it looks like I found c u n t!

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、親愛なるそれは私がc u n tを見つけたように見えます!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, dear it looks like I found c u n t!