YOU SAID:

oh god my pants are exploding from the nut I am blowing oh god my room is filled with my nut I am nutting on the wall oh god

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、神様、私のズボンはナッツから爆発しています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh God, my pants are exploding from nuts.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、私のズボンはナッツから爆発している。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh my pants are exploding from nuts.

INTO JAPANESE

私のズボンはナッツから爆発しています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My pants are exploding from nuts.

INTO JAPANESE

私のズボンはナッツから爆発しています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My pants are exploding from nuts.