YOU SAID:

Oh god, please tell me why I'm lacking my saltines.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、私の塩分がない理由を教えてください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, please tell me why I do not have salt.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、なぜ私に塩がないのか教えてください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, please tell me why I do not have salt.