YOU SAID:

oh god you need serious help hooper, you have many problems bro

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ああ、あなたは深刻な助けが必要ですフーパー、あなたは多くの問題を抱えています

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Oh, you need serious help Hooper, you have a lot of problems

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、あなたはフーパーの深刻な助けが必要です、あなたは多くの問題を抱えています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, you need Hooper's serious help, you have a lot of problems

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、あなたはフーパーの真剣な助けが必要です、あなたは多くの問題を抱えています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, you need Hooper's serious help, you have a lot of problems