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Oh, herro! Talkee 'bout Asian Speekee Engrish here.

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ああ、ヘロ！ Talkee 'bout Asian Speekee Engrishここに。

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Oh, hello! Talkee 'bout Asian Speekee Engrish here.

INTO JAPANESE

あ、こんにちは！ Talkee 'bout Asian Speekee Engrishここに。

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Oh, hello there! Talkee 'bout Asian Speekee Engrish here.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、こんにちは！ Talkee 'bout Asian Speekee Engrishここに。

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Oh, hello there! Talkee 'bout Asian Speekee Engrish here.