YOU SAID:
oh man looks like I'm in a pickle
INTO JAPANESE
ああ男は私がピクルスにいるように見えます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh guy looks like I'm in pickles
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私はピクルスにいるようだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I seem to be in pickles
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、きゅうりのピクルスになっているようです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, it looks like a pickled cucumber
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、きゅうりのピクルスみたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, like pickled cucumbers
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、きゅうりのピクルスのように
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, like pickled cucumbers
That didn't even make that much sense in English.