YOU SAID:

OH MY BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE GONNA EXPLODE

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、腸の動きが爆発しそう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh my bowels are about to explode

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、腸が破裂しそうだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

oh my gut is about to burst

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、腸が張り裂けそうになる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

oh my gut is about to burst