YOU SAID:
Oh my ex got a new boytoy? Awesome sauce!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ私の元は新しいボーイトイを手に入れましたか？素晴らしい醤油！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my ex got a new boy toy? Great soy sauce!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私の元は新しい男の子のおもちゃを手に入れましたか？美味しい醤油！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, did my ex get a new boy's toy? Delicious soy sauce!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私の元は新しい男の子のおもちゃを手に入れましたか？美味しい醤油！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, did my ex get a new boy's toy? Delicious soy sauce!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
