YOU SAID:

oh my god i like to eat babies and dogs that is so hard to finger

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、なんてことだ、私は赤ちゃんと犬を食べるのが好きだ、それは指で触れるのがとても難しい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh my god, I love eating babies and dogs, it's so hard to put my finger on it

INTO JAPANESE

なんてことだ、私は赤ちゃんと犬を食べるのが大好きだ、それに指を置くのはとても難しい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh my god, I love eating babies and dogs, it's so hard to put my finger on it