YOU SAID:

oh my god why did you do this? i am calling the police. lol what? pizza lmao

INTO JAPANESE

おお、私の神よ、なぜあなたはこれをしましたか？私は警察を呼んでいます。笑何ですか？ピザマオ

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Oh my God, why did you do this? I am calling the police. Lol What is it? Pizza Mao

INTO JAPANESE

私の神よ、なぜあなたはこれをしたのですか？私は警察を呼んでいます。笑それはなんですか。ピザ真央

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My God, why did you do this? I am calling the police. Lol What is that? Pizza Mao

INTO JAPANESE

私の神よ、なぜあなたはこれをしたのですか？私は警察を呼んでいます。笑それはなんですか。ピザ真央

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My God, why did you do this? I am calling the police. Lol What is that? Pizza Mao