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Oh my, I seem to have pooped my self

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ああ、私は自分自身をうんちしたようです

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Oh, I seem to poop myself

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ああ、私はうんちをしているようです

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Oh i seem to be pooping

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ああ、うんちしているようです

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Oh, it looks like pooping

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ああ、うんちのように見えます

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Oh, it looks like a poop

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ああ、うんちみたい

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Oh, like poop

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ああ、うんちのように

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Oh, like poop