YOU SAID:

Oh my, I seem to have shat my self

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、私は自分自身をシャットしたようです

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Oh, I seem to have shut myself

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、私は自分自身を閉じたようです

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Oh i seem to have closed myself

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、私は自分自身を閉じたようです

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Oh i seem to have closed myself