YOU SAID:
Oh no our table, it’s broken
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私たちのテーブルは、それは壊れている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, and our table, it's broken
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、そして私たちのテーブル、それは壊れています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, and our table, it's broken
That didn't even make that much sense in English.