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YOU SAID:

Oh no the table had shattered after the jenga pile collapsed everywhere and bob cried profusely as he knew that the table costed one hundred payments of five thousand dollars so they forced bob to pay for it as they were so angry that they wanted to make him pay and poor bob was so sad for he could not even remotely afford that let alone his rent and insurance so bob ended up homeless after losing his job from stress he was kidnapped by google and sold to apple for testing and he was tested on constantly until he escaped and ran away to mexico there he met someone and married and he had nine hundred and forty eight children he is so happy now hooray

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、ジェンガの山がそこかしこで崩れ落ちた後、テーブルは粉々になり、テーブルの支払いに100回の支払いで5000ドルかかることを知っていたボブは大泣きした。そして可哀想なボブは、家賃どころか、お金さえ払えなかったのでとても悲しかったです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, the table shattered after the jenga piles crumbled all over the place, and Bob burst into tears knowing that paying for the table would cost him $5,000 in 100 payments. And poor Bob was very sad because he couldn't even pay the rent, let alone the rent.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、ジェンガの山があちこちに崩れた後、テーブルは粉々になり、テーブルの代金を支払うと 100 回で 5,000 ドルかかることを知り、ボブは泣き出しました。そして可哀想なボブは、家賃はおろか家賃さえも払えなかったのでとても悲しんでいました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, the table shattered after the jenga pile crumbled all over the place, and Bob burst into tears when he learned that paying for the table would cost him $5,000 for 100 iterations. And poor Bob was very sad because he couldn't pay the rent, let alone the rent.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、ジェンガの山があちこちに崩れた後、テーブルが粉々になり、テーブルの代金を 100 回繰り返すと 5,000 ドルかかることを知ったボブは泣き出しました。そして可哀想なボブは、家賃どころか家賃も払えなかったのでとても悲しんでいました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, after the jenga pile crumbled all over the place, the table shattered and Bob burst into tears when he learned that paying for the table 100 times would cost $5,000. And poor Bob was very sad because he couldn't pay the rent, let alone the rent.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、ジェンガの山があちこちに崩れた後、テーブルは粉々になり、テーブル代を 100 回支払うと 5,000 ドルかかることを知ったボブは泣き出しました。そして可哀想なボブは、家賃どころか家賃も払えなかったのでとても悲しんでいました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, the table shattered after the jenga pile crumbled all over the place, and Bob burst into tears when he learned that paying for the table 100 times would cost him $5,000. And poor Bob was very sad because he couldn't pay the rent, let alone the rent.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、ジェンガの山があちこちに崩れた後、テーブルは粉々になり、テーブル代を 100 回支払うと 5,000 ドルかかることを知ったボブは泣き出しました。そして可哀想なボブは、家賃どころか家賃も払えなかったのでとても悲しんでいました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, the table shattered after the jenga pile crumbled all over the place, and Bob burst into tears when he learned that paying for the table 100 times would cost him $5,000. And poor Bob was very sad because he couldn't pay the rent, let alone the rent.

Equilibrium found!

Well done, yes, well done!

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