YOU SAID:

Oh, that darn paperwork! Wouldn't it be easier if it all just blew away?

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、あのダーン書類!それがすべて吹き飛ばされた方が簡単ではないでしょうか?

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, that Dern document!

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、そのダーン文書!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, that Dern document!