YOU SAID:

Oh yeah? Can you read my mind? Can you tell what I’m thinking? I’m thinking shut up and get a salad!

INTO JAPANESE

私の心が読めますか？私が何を考えているか分かる？黙ってサラダを！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Can you read my mind? You know what I'm thinking? Shut up and give me the salad!

INTO JAPANESE

私の心が読めますか。私が何を考えてるか分かる？黙ってサラダをくれ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Can you read my mind? You know what I'm thinking? Shut up and give me the salad!