YOU SAID:
Ohohohomegamart, you have no idea whats instoreforyou
INTO JAPANESE
オホホホメガマート、あなたは何故ならどうぞ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ohhoho Megamart, you're here.
INTO JAPANESE
オホホ・メガマート、あなたはここにいる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ohhoho Megamart, you're here.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.