YOU SAID:
oi! This chair corrected my height. Oh yeah you are mean! Like Donald Trump, he's mean! I'm a man, but I'm the one who strangles me with a rope! let me go to jail
INTO JAPANESE
おい！この椅子は私の身長を矯正してくれました。そうそう、あなたは意地悪です！ドナルド・トランプのように、彼は意地悪です！男だけど縄で首を絞めるのは私だ！刑務所に行かせてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
oi! This chair corrected my height. Oh yeah you are mean! Like Donald Trump, he's mean! I'm a man, but I'm the one who strangles me with a rope! let me go to jail
INTO JAPANESE
おい！この椅子は私の身長を矯正してくれました。そうそう、あなたは意地悪です！ドナルド・トランプのように、彼は意地悪です！男だけど縄で首を絞めるのは私だ！刑務所に行かせてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
oi! This chair corrected my height. Oh yeah you are mean! Like Donald Trump, he's mean! I'm a man, but I'm the one who strangles me with a rope! let me go to jail
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
