YOU SAID:

OK so I am a rat, but I am in the kitchen, and when I breathe the infestation begins, anyone want to help?

INTO JAPANESE

さて、私はネズミですが、私は台所にいて、私が息をすると、誰もが助けたいですか?

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, I'm a rat, but I'm in the kitchen and when I breathe, does anyone want to help?

INTO JAPANESE

さて、私はネズミですが、私は台所にいて、私が呼吸するとき、誰もが助けたいと思いますか?

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, I'm a rat, but I'm in the kitchen and when I breathe, does anyone want to help?