YOU SAID:

ok so your mama is quite epic not going to lie

INTO JAPANESE

さて、あなたのお母さんは嘘をつかないほど壮大です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, your mom is so magnificent that you can't lie

INTO JAPANESE

さて、あなたのお母さんはあなたが嘘をつくことができないほど壮大です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, your mom is so magnificent that you can't lie