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OMG I just realized dat my BF stole my cat and my BFF was his sister and she stole ma hamster!!! (just kidding ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) sksksk)

INTO JAPANESE

OMG私はちょうど私のBFが私の猫を盗み、私のBFFが彼の妹であり、彼女がハムスターを盗んだことに気付いた！ （冗談（͡°͜ʖ͡°）sksksk）

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OMG I just noticed that my BF stole my cat, my BFF was his sister and she stole the hamster! (Joke (͡ ° ͜ʖ͡ °) sksksk)

INTO JAPANESE

OMG私はちょうど私のBFが私の猫を盗んだことに気付いた、私のBFFは彼の妹であり、彼女はハムスターを盗んだ！ （ジョーク（͡°͜ʖ͡°）sksksk）

BACK INTO ENGLISH

OMG I just noticed that my BF stole my cat, my BFF was his sister and she stole the hamster! (Joke (͡ ° ͜ʖ͡ °) sksksk)