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On my heavy days I'll leave my pad on for just a little bit longer than I should, and right before hopping into the shower I'll tear that sucker off, roll it up in a ball of toilet paper, then inhale the rich, heavenly aroma that has been stewing in my nether regions for the past few hours. JFC, I swear it's like I'm sticking my nose into a slab of raw but well-seasoned steak.

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重い日にパッドを少しだけ長く置いておき、シャワーに飛び乗る直前に吸盤を破り、トイレットペーパーのボールに巻いてから金持ちを吸います、ここ数時間、私の下の地域で煮込んでいる天国の香り。 JFC、私は鼻をスラブに突き刺すようなものだと誓います

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Leave the pad a little longer on a heavy day, break the sucker just before jumping into the shower, wrap it around the toilet paper ball and suck the rich, the scent of heaven that has been boiling in the area below me for the last few hours . JFC, I swear it ’s like sticking my nose into a slab

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重い日にパッドをもう少し長く置いて、シャワーに飛び込む直前に吸盤を破り、トイレットペーパーボールに巻き付けて、最後の数日間私の下の領域で沸騰していた豊かな天の香りを吸います時間 。 JFC、私はそれが私の鼻をスラブに刺すようなものだと誓います

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Put the pad a little longer on a heavy day, break the sucker just before jumping into the shower, wrap it around the toilet paper ball and suck the rich heavenly scent that boiled in the area below me for the last few days. JFC, I swear it's like stab my nose into a slab

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重い日にパッドをもう少し長く置き、シャワーに飛び込む直前に吸盤を破り、トイレットペーパーボールに巻き付け、ここ数日間私の下の領域で沸騰した豊かな天の香りを吸います。 JFC、鼻をスラブに刺すようなものだと誓います

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Put the pad a little longer on a heavy day, break the sucker just before jumping into the shower, wrap it around a toilet paper ball and suck the rich heavenly scent that boiled in the area below me for the last few days. JFC vows to stab nose into slab

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重い日にパッドをもう少し長く置き、シャワーに飛び込む直前に吸盤を破り、トイレットペーパーボールに包み、ここ数日間私の下の領域で沸騰した豊かな天の香りを吸います。 JFCはスラブに鼻を刺すことを誓います

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Put the pad a little longer on a heavy day, break the sucker just before jumping into the shower, wrap it in a toilet paper ball and breathe the rich heavenly scent that boiled in the area below me for the last few days. JFC pledges to stab the slab

INTO JAPANESE

重い日にパッドをもう少し長く置き、シャワーに飛び込む直前に吸盤を破り、トイレットペーパーボールに包み、ここ数日間私の下の領域で沸騰した豊かな天の香りを吸います。 JFCはスラブを刺すことを誓約

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Put the pad a little longer on a heavy day, break the sucker just before jumping into the shower, wrap it in a toilet paper ball and breathe the rich heavenly scent that boiled in the area below me for the last few days. JFC pledges to stab slabs

INTO JAPANESE

重い日にパッドをもう少し長く置き、シャワーに飛び込む直前に吸盤を破り、トイレットペーパーボールに包み、ここ数日間私の下の領域で沸騰した豊かな天の香りを吸います。 JFCがスラブを刺すことを誓約

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Put the pad a little longer on a heavy day, break the sucker just before jumping into the shower, wrap it in a toilet paper ball and breathe the rich heavenly scent that boiled in the area below me for the last few days. JFC pledges to stab slabs