YOU SAID:

Once upon a time, a potato nearly killed a dragon. Then it raped it.

INTO JAPANESE

昔々、ジャガイモはほぼ龍を殺した。その後それはそれをレイプしました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Once upon a time, potatoes were nearly killed the Dragon. Then it was raped it.

INTO JAPANESE

昔々、ジャガイモがほぼドラゴンを殺した。それがレイプされましたし、それ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Once upon a time, the potatoes are nearly killed the Dragon. It was rape, and it.

INTO JAPANESE

昔々、ジャガイモは、ほぼドラゴンを殺した。レイプとそれだった。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Once upon a time, the potato is almost killed the Dragon. Rape and it was.

INTO JAPANESE

昔々、じゃがいもはほとんどドラゴンを殺した。レイプをしていた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Once upon a time, the potato is almost killed the Dragon. Had been raped.

INTO JAPANESE

昔々、じゃがいもはほとんどドラゴンを殺した。レイプされていた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Once upon a time, the potato is almost killed the Dragon. Had been raped.