YOU SAID:

Once upon a time I had a friend who's stepdad's buddy crashed huwuis Tesla because he saw Bigfoot and drove into the field to find him and rolled the Tesla and as he was rolling he hit the wheel and his custom beep said "sheeeeeesh" as he died

INTO JAPANESE

昔々、義父の相棒である友人がビッグフットを見てフィールドに車を走らせて彼を見つけてテスラを転がしたので、フイス・テスラを墜落させました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Once upon a time, my father-in-law's companion saw Bigfoot and drove into the field to find him and roll Tesla, causing Huis Tesla to crash.

INTO JAPANESE

昔々、私の義父の仲間はビッグフットを見て、彼を見つけてテスラを転がすためにフィールドに車で行き、ハウステスラを墜落させました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Once upon a time, my father-in-law's companion saw Bigfoot, found him, drove to the field to roll Tesla, and crashed House Tesla.

INTO JAPANESE

昔々、私の義父の仲間はビッグフットを見て、彼を見つけ、テスラを転がすためにフィールドに車で行き、ハウステスラを墜落させました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Once upon a time, my father-in-law's companion saw Bigfoot, found him, drove to the field to roll Tesla, and crashed House Tesla.